| <@putol^_...> | i went in the restroom to take a piss |
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<@putol^_...> | then my fucking shorts snuck out of my reach |
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<@putol^_...> | and fuckign snapped my penis up while pissing |
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<@putol^_...> | fuckign pissed everywhere and on myself |
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