| <@netzdamon> | ok had her over here last nite |
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<@netzdamon> | right after dinner and my ass hole has been bugging me |
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<@netzdamon> | and we were going at it a little while later |
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<@netzdamon> | dumb beach went down and fucking licked a big glob of preperation h |
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<@netzdamon> | i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself |
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<@netzdamon> | Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment: |
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<@netzdamon> | Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause pucking/divorce. |
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