| <@Hatman> | Well that was fun |
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<@Hatman> | At dinner, we usually watch tv, and as usual I am mesmerised by it.. |
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<@Hatman> | Well, I was trying to scoop some sauce out of a bowl with my knife...actually that was after I was trying to eat my food with two knifes, wondering why the fuck it wasn't working without realising.. |
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<@Hatman> | Anyways, I'm trying to scoop some sauce out of this bowl while watching tv... |
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<@Hatman> | So my Dad goes 'Constantin, why don't you just use that spoon in front of you'... |
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<@Hatman> | ..just when he said that a ad for Matrix, which is going to be shown tomorrow, came on, and I just said "there is no spoon" |
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<@Hatman> | ..and he get's all pissed of and goes "what the fuck are you talking you moron, it's right in front of you" |
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<@Hatman> | ..I'm done. |
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