| <janedidit> | when i was 17 i was babysitting all day for my aunt who had a two year old kid who was just a completely fucking spoiled brat |
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<janedidit> | i was trying to get him to go to bed, after a 30 minute struggle with him, and i was sitting on the rocking chair watching the simpsons |
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<janedidit> | when the fucking asswipe BIT MY ANKLE |
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<PickeL> | LOL |
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<janedidit> | and i screamed "YOU LITTLE BRAT I'M GOING TO KICK YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL" then my aunt walked through the door and was screaming at me saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!" |
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<janedidit> | i replied, "your little turd just bit my god damn ankle!" and she shoved me out the door and was like "i'll call you when you grow up!!" |
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<janedidit> | then a week later i called her and said, "okay i haven't grown up yet but i'd still like my pay." |
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<janedidit> | i've got a $45 check in my pocket and a little scrap of paper that says "i've never gotten along with my sister, but now i've got a reason not to talk to her anymore, thanks." |
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