| <influxsys> | yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today |
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<n3cro> | heh |
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<influxsys> | it's ok though. i got my just deserts |
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<influxsys> | we had just left the cinema and we were walking infront of these two huge fat bastards and could hear them talking |
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<influxsys> | one goes to the other. "by gosh it sure is hot today" |
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<influxsys> | i slyly said not thinking they could hear me "that's because you're a fucking fatty" |
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<influxsys> | they totally heard me. one picked me up and squeezed the shit out of me while the other belted into my front organs, as i was quivering on the ground in pain the fattest one ran back and stole my fucking popcorn |
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