| <olaf> | there's a retarded kid who picks up coins |
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<olaf> | well did when we went to high school |
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<olaf> | he would stop for even a penny |
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<olaf> | well, my girlfriend at the time had a huuuuge collection jar |
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<olaf> | and she brought it to school one morning |
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<olaf> | so we could put them all over the place |
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<olaf> | and we walked outside to where he was hanging out |
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<olaf> | and i pretended to trip and fall |
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<olaf> | right in front of him |
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<olaf> | and the coins went FUCKING EVERYWHER |
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<olaf> | but not only did he pick up all the coins |
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<olaf> | he would pick them up 1 at a time |
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<olaf> | every time he bent over |
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<olaf> | he was there for fucking EVER |
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<olaf> | and then my little sister and my friend zac |
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<olaf> | on one of the days i was suspended |
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<olaf> | superglued a fucking quarter and put it on the ground |
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<olaf> | and it got stuck to his hand |
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<olaf> | and he was swinging his hand around screaming in his tard voice |
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<olaf> | and, apparently |
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<olaf> | everyone and their god damned mother laughed for ever |
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<olaf> | yeah, i'm a shitty human so what |
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<llbass> | you're my hero |
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