| <Onyxus> | : Have you ever been pwned by a 4 year old? I have, and so has my son. |
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<Onyxus> | : 1) I was riding in the car with my family and my daughter (as I have taught her) randomly said "I pwned a noob!" Being a proud father I reached back and said "Gimme five" to which she promptly responded "No you're the noob!" |
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<Onyxus> | : 2) Just today me and the missus were sitting in the living room watching TV while the kids were on the porch playing in their tiny little swimming pool. My son ran up to the back door and was yelling something unintelligible at it, when my daughter ran up behind him and dumped a cup full of water over his head...multiple times. He ran off, most likely to cry in a corner somewhere, and she looked at me through the door and yelled "I pwned a noob Daddy!" |
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<Onyxus> | : Words can not describe the pride I feel in how I've brought up my daughter... |
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