| <jeff> | A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I need |
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<jeff> | some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter." |
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<jeff> | "Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist. |
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<jeff> | "Nah, she just lays there like her mother." |
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<Wintermute> | bring your family problems somewhere else |
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