| E-vangelist> | I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere |
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E-vangelist> | I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills |
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