| <Thinpy> | Well, my first day at work didn't go at all well. |
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<Thinpy> | Even though I'm probably the only competent IT person there |
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<Thinpy> | well, as you might know I've been unemployed and living in my own place for three months |
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<Thinpy> | in that time i have adjusted to living in a... relaxed environment |
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<Thinpy> | for example, i have been wearing mostly loose-fitting sweatpants |
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<Thinpy> | so when I need to drain the ol' bladder |
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<Thinpy> | i have perfected a move at home by which I yank 'em down and start peeing in one fluid (lol) motion |
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<Thinpy> | today at work I needed to pee and went into the work toilets |
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<Thinpy> | since I was alone in there I kinda instinctively used the move |
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<Thinpy> | only to discover that work pants, held up by a belt, do not come off as easily as my sweatpants might |
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<Thinpy> | and I urinated copiously into my pants. |
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