| <helminthes> | omg, i was about to walk into class today but it wasn't until right before i opened the door that i realized i wasn't wearing pants, but i didn't go home i went ahead and dealt with it and lo and behold, there was a test in that class that i hadn't studied for at all. so i jumped out the window and right when i hit the ground my cell phone went off |
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<hakan> | yipes |
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<rafeil> | yeh |
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<helminthes> | and that's how it all started |
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<helminthes> | how was your day |
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