| <raven> | Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky... |
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<Leth> | I've been known to be handy with a wok |
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<Lore> | Why, I'm a cat person. |
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<raven> | I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw. |
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<raven> | Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC. |
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<raven> | Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and attacking MOrgan. |
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<CrazyClimber> | nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan |
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<Lore> | Yeah, I've seen that happen. |
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<raven> | Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink off him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something? |
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<tieboy> | how about a bath |
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<CrazyClimber> | just give it a day or so |
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<Lore> | We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked. |
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<agent_orange> | butter? |
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<agent_orange> | you buttered your cat? |
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<Lore> | Yes. |
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<raven> | it's the best way to butter the house. |
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<raven> | Cats are effective butter delivery units. |
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<Lore> | We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead. |
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<agent_orange> | did the emolient facilitate insertion? |
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<Lore> | And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first cat, because it tastes like butter. |
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<Lore> | As I said, it didn't work. |
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<agent_orange> | you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats foreWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING |
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<tieboy> | rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell like each other |
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<agent_orange> | piss on them both at the same time |
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<tieboy> | KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER |
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<raven> | It's more fun to put tape on their feet. |
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<agent_orange> | why not do both |
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<agent_orange> | and then get out the handycam |
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<Lore> | I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work. And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead." |
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<agent_orange> | AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed, freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of steaming miller lite |
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<Samwise> | You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending me lots of cash. |
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<agent_orange> | now, see, I read somewhere -- |
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<agent_orange> | I think it was leviticus |
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<agent_orange> | -- that what you should do is frost them |
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<agent_orange> | betty crocker, right out of the can |
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<raven> | Chocolate or buttercream? |
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<Leth> | rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve |
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<CrazyClimber> | you're frosting meat? |
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<agent_orange> | and then there'a always Cat Wellington |
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<agent_orange> | "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?" "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!" |
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<agent_orange> | "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're at it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure, I'll 'baste the chicken'!" |
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<CrazyClimber> | a google images search for "buttered cat" returns a picture of isaac hayes |
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<agent_orange> | chocolate salty cat balls |