| <Voldemort> | My father bought my mother and I GSM cell phones to use while we're here. |
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<Voldemort> | We had to get both repaired. One had a bad ribbon cable, and the screen as a result didn't work. |
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<Voldemort> | The other is only a dual band and doesn't support the frequencies here in the Philippines. Woulda been cheaper to just buy new ones here. |
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<Voldemort> | Anyways, the one with the bad ribbon cable works now, and I was going through it. Apparently, the person on ebay who sold it never cleared the phone. Has pics in it, one of which is a pussy with a tattoo around it making the slit look like the body of a butterfly. |
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<Voldemort> | I didn't think anything of it until I went through the games. There's something in there called "Purring Kitten". It makes the phone vibrate continuously. Needless to say, I'm gonna sterilize that phone now... |
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