| <Porque> | So, per usual, my town is filled with rednecks. |
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<Porque> | Needless to say, this makes the day more interesting when there's a dead deer in the middle of the road. |
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<Porque> | Since there's such little traffic going through here every day, a deer died in the middle of the road. Â The bus driver pulls over by it, and I'm sitting there going "wtf are you waiting for, move the damn carcass". |
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<Porque> | So we end up waiting for about a minute. Â I'm still sitting there, stunned by the stupidity, when this redneck BLAZES down the street in his truck, stopping on a dime right by us. Â The guy hops out with a chainsaw, revs it. Â HE SAWS THE HORNS OFF OF THE DEER AND LEAVES THE BODY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. |
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<Porque> | Turns out someone on the bus called the guy on a cellphone and let him know. |
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