| <Shovel> | I ran across the worst named person in the world today... |
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<Shovel> | I'm sitting in the waiting room at my doctor's office, waiting for a physical before I go off to college in a few weeks. |
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<Shovel> | I'm a little early and there are other people in the waiting room so when the nurse comes out to call the next person I'm pretty sure it's not me. |
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<Shovel> | She walks out of the hallway, looks down at her clipboard and immediately turns around and goes back behind the door. |
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<Shovel> | She's obviously talking to some of the other nurses. |
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<Shovel> | When she comes back about 30 seconds later, she looks at the clipboard, takes a deep breath and says: "Shithead O'Neal, the doctor's able to see you now." |
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<Shovel> | A large black woman stands up quickly and yells in a surprsingly stereotypical black women voice "IT'S PRONOUNCED SHAW-THEED!" |
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<Shovel> | She storms off after the nurse, who is apologizing very loudly and everyone in the waiting room just looks at each other and exchange a few laughs and snickers. |
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