| <BronsonTheBeef> | So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | to talk about diversity and racism and shit today |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | prof's never met him.. |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | the prof's like...'are you... jeff?' |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin' |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | and says 'sorry I'm late' |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college |
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<BronsonTheBeef> | he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms |
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