| <+JimBastard> | you wouldnt believe what just happened |
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<+JimBastard> | i've been tracking my macbook all day on fedex, gets signed for by "One CHILETA" at 3pm...while im at work |
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<+JimBastard> | turns it was misdelivered....TO THE MARCY PROJECTS IN BROOKLYN |
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<+JimBastard> | A BRAND NEW LAPTOP |
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<+JimBastard> | so what did jim bastard do? |
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<+JimBastard> | I put on a button up shirt, black leather jacket, kakhis, and a dress shoes |
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<+JimBastard> | went to the address |
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<+JimBastard> | and pretended i was a detective |
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<+JimBastard> | laptop is sitting on their desk |
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<+JimBastard> | "Maam I'm here about a misdelievered package" |
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<+JimBastard> | "We know its here" |
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<+JimBastard> | "We just want it back, or else I'm going to have to come back with a warrant" |
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<+JimBastard> | "and no one wants that" |
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<+JimBastard> | never underestimate the power of a well dressed well spoken white man in the hood |
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<+JimBastard> | the guy took one look at me as he was walking towards the door....turned around and came back with the package |
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