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idestroy) ok so |
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idestroy> | my friend got a handle of smirnoff vodka |
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idestroy> | we killed it together in like an hour |
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idestroy> | I went to bed |
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idestroy> | in boxers |
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idestroy> | apparently |
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idestroy> | I woke up and had to poo |
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idestroy> | instead of going to my bathroom |
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idestroy> | I went out into the hallway |
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idestroy> | into the stairwell |
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idestroy> | removed my boxers and placed them on the stairs |
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idestroy> | then took a massive liquidy shit at the top of the steps |
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idestroy> | walked THROUGH it |
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idestroy> | leaving poopy footprints |
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idestroy> | left my boxers there |
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idestroy> | went DOWN TO THE 2nd FLOOR |
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idestroy> | from the third |
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idestroy> | banged on random people's doors |
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idestroy> | people came out and saw me walking down the hall naked with shit on my ass |
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idestroy> | I made it to the stairs again |
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idestroy> | went back to my floor but down a few doors to my friends |
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idestroy> | there was like 15 people in their room |
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idestroy> | it was packed |
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idestroy> | I was naked |
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idestroy> | I went into their bathroom |
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idestroy> | and everyone was like what the fuck |
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idestroy> | went into the toilet stall, tried to clean my ass |
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idestroy> | FELL OVER AND SMEARED SHIT ON THEIR WALL |
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idestroy> | meanwhile someone went back to my room and got my clothes |
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idestroy> | and someone else found the poo |
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idestroy> | they brought my clothes over |
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idestroy> | I tried to put my shirt on my legs |
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idestroy> | and said THESE ARENT MY PANTS |
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idestroy> | so I got help with that |
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idestroy> | got walked back to my room |
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idestroy> | and went back to sleep |
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idestroy> | woke up the next day |
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idestroy> | thought it was a dream |
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idestroy> | called my friend paul |
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idestroy> | he told me all about it |
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idestroy> | :( |
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ZS> | note to self: never let idestroy have alcohol |
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idestroy> | there's a facebook group "who pooped on the stairs" |