| <RvLeshrac> | <Terrorists> Shit, maybe we shouldn't take hostages from countries whose people are more insane than us. |
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<RvLeshrac> | <China> You give back hostages, or we kill all muslim. |
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<NegaDuk> | i think if they piss off china too much, they'll find that china, the US, and britain will turn the middle east into a big walmart parking lot |
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<RvLeshrac> | <China> We use nuke. What we care you nuke us? We have billion more people. |
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<NegaDuk> | <China> nuke beijing. we tried sars. it no work |
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<RvLeshrac> | <China> We stop birth restriction, we make billion more. Three day. |
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<NegaDuk> | i think china's just being antisocial so someone will thin their population |
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<RvLeshrac> | Seriously. |
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<RvLeshrac> | China's answer to anything should be "We stop birth restrictions" |
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<RvLeshrac> | <US> Stop flooding our markets with cheap goods, or we stop selling you soybeans. <China> We stop birth restriction! <US> Fuck. OK, OK! You can have the damned soybeans! |
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<RvLeshrac> | I bet that was the real reason Clinton gave them our satellite codes. |
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<RvLeshrac> | <China> You give us code, or we flood world with chinese! |
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<RvLeshrac> | <China> All your shirt shrink up like penis in arctic. |
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<NightStar> | damn those bad chinese laundry places |
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<RvLeshrac> | <China> You never get decent haircut. You explain to women why no manicure. |
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<RvLeshrac> | <China> We own you like Hong Kong. |
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