| +Elkrider> | Goat, my name's on the JW blacklist for well over 10 years now. |
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+Elkrider> | Almost 15, I think. |
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+Elkrider> | One day they rang at my door. Two women, one about 50 and ugly, the other one around 20 and very pleasant to look at. |
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+Elkrider> | When they started to talk, I interrupted and said the following, immortal words.... |
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+Elkrider> | "Hold a minute. Before we keep talking, the young one will come in and give me a blowjob. If it's good, we can talk. Agreed?" |
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+Elkrider> | Perfect win-win situation. |
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+Elkrider> | Either they piss off or I get a blowjob. |
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