| <&Brat> | So, I had an awkward moment this morning. |
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<&Brat> | My dad found one of the pairs of panties that I keep lying around to dress up in sometimes, but this in itself wasn't why it was so awkward |
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<@TeTarga> | They where wet? |
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<centaur> | He tried them on? |
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<&Brat> | I had had Emily over late a couple of days before New Years and we spent the night up in my quarters watching movies. Now, Emily is only just a little bit bigger than I am so it's plausible that the panties were hers, and that's what I think he assumed |
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<&Brat> | And he thinks we had sex when she was over |
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<centaur> | lol score. |
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<&Brat> | So he handed them over and said "I found this in your laundry basket... good job son" |
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<centaur> | He is like yay, you're not gay! |
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<@TeTarga> | Hahahaha |
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<&Brat> | It was just totally awkward. I wasn't sure what he was talking about for a second and then he said "Yeah, I used to take trophies too" |
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<&Brat> | And I was like "oh yeah, totally" and came back upstairs with them |
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