| <J-dogg> | Your pretty funny |
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<DirtyKate> | I don't remember you.. but thanx |
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<J-dogg> | Wanna cyber? |
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<DirtyKate> | OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) |
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<DirtyKate> | Who are you? |
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<J-dogg> | I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. |
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<J-dogg> | And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's |
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<DirtyKate> | You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. |
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<J-dogg> | Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order |
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<DirtyKate> | Haha! OK |
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<DirtyKate> | Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. |
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<J-dogg> | Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? |
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<DirtyKate> | I want everything, baby! |
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<J-dogg> | Is this a delivery? |
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<DirtyKate> | Umm...Yes |
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<DirtyKate> | So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... |
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<J-dogg> | Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. |
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<DirtyKate> | Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! |
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<J-dogg> | You can't hurry good pizza. |
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<J-dogg> | I'm on my way now though |
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<DirtyKate> | So you're at my front door now. |
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<J-dogg> | How did you know? |
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<J-dogg> | I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. |
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<J-dogg> | Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven |
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<DirtyKate> | Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby |
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<J-dogg> | So you're still in the bathroom? |
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<DirtyKate> | Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. |
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<J-dogg> | I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... |
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<DirtyKate> | wtf? |
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<DirtyKate> | You perverted piece of shiat |
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<DirtyKate> | Fuk |