| Draketh> | I got a piercing last night |
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Draketh> | and I don't really regret it even though it was a decision made totally under the influence |
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Finn> | ... |
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Draketh> | so we're sitting around another fire blowing things up since it's the 4th and drinking, I walk over and sit down and the topic is piercings so we start talking, eventually it shifts to genital piercings |
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Finn> | ... |
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Draketh> | I mentioned always being interested in a prince albert, and this girl that was there that was like a friend of one of my cousins friends or some shit shes like "I work at a piercing parlor, I have all my shit in the car I can totally do that right now" |
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Draketh> | It was legit, like steralized tools in sealed packages and everything, bowl of alcohol to soak the tools in, she wore gloves. |
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Draketh> | It was like being at a piercing parlor |
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Draketh> | Except I was in a big ass comfy patio chair with a bottle of Makers |
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Finn> | I just.... I don't think I could ever let someone shove anything through my penis |
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Draketh> | actually I think it's gonna be hilarious |
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Draketh> | like I have no tattoo's, no other piercings and then like BAM "Suprise!" |
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Draketh> | it's like opening the plain brown wrapped gift on Christmas, and instead of a sweater it's a new laptop |
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Draketh> | see, the laptop is my dick |
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Finn> | .... just.... wow |
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