| <@elver> | well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought some peanut butter |
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<@elver> | and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less fat than peanut butter" |
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<@elver> | and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the product type |
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<@elver> | so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it? it cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as shitty as peanut butter |
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<@elver> | it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound" |
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<@X-G> | like, a koan? |
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<@elver> | i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter then is it really peanut butter? |
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<@elver> | a koan? |
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<@X-G> | yah, koan. |
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<@X-G> | A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening. |
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<@elver> | so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess |
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<@elver> | that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on |
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