| <Immortal> | A friend of mine works as a janitor at a high school |
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<Immortal> | and that high school has a really advanced mental/developmentally handicapped program |
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<Immortal> | in other words, a special wing for retards |
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<wm161> | dyslexics of the world, untie! |
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<Patrick_Moore> | lol |
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<Immortal> | well anyway, the janitors put mousetraps in the rooms that the retards use |
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<Immortal> | but the retards kept setting them off to take the peanut butter |
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<Immortal> | eventually, they figured out that they could set them off with a foot and it would hurt less |
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<Immortal> | so they had to hide the mouse traps |
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<Immortal> | :D |
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<Immortal> | anyone who reads all that will think it's funny |
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<Immortal> | or else call me an insensitive bastard |
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