| <MST3Claye> | there's a site out there that shows people beating super monkey ball levels really really fast. |
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<Merlin> | I plan on setting a new world speed record for Monopoly one of these days... |
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<Merlin> | It's called we sit down, setup the game, I pull a gun and go "look bitches, give me all your money and nobody gets hurt!" |
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<Merlin> | then I take the thimble hostage at the Water Works and force everyone to surrender to me, then I win the game. |
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<Merlin> | I figure my friends suck so much, I could win it in about 30 seconds with that strategy. |
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