| Mattbot80> | The creepiest thing happened at work the other day i went to the bathroom and there was a female janitor cleaning it and i was like shit i'll have to come back later she sees me and says something in spanish i have no idea what she said but she had like an evil witch cackel a hispanic guy had walked in behind me and told me she had invited me to go ahead it creeped me out |
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DaShizza> | You seriously should have just whipped it out, did you really have anything to lose? |
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Mattbot80> | Well i went the urinal and whipped it out thinking that's creepy but she wouldn't be able to see anything but my back but then she starts mopping around my feet and then she put the mop between my legs and hit my foot and i was like fuck this i'm gone i'll piss myself if i need to. |
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Mattbot80> | It was the most akward momownt i've ever had in a bathroom |
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DaShizza> | hahahha, i just showed my co-worker. hahah, thats hysterical |
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Mattbot80> | Glad you enjoyed it this may very well cause deep emotional scarring and a phobia of public bathrooms or female janitors |
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