<Kazak> | man I am bored, Im gonna try some weird shit |
<Nash> | uh oh |
<Kazak> | HOLY FUCKING BLOODY HELL! |
<Nash> | ?! |
<Kazak> | I PUT A STAPLE THROUGH MY DICK! |
<Nash> | HOLY SHIT! |
<Nash> | You really are a crazy bastard! |
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<Kazak> | good fucking hell this hurts LIKE HELL |
<Killer_jeep> | What? |
<Nash> | he put a staple thru his dick |
<Killer_jeep> | DEAR GOD |
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<Kazak> | shit now I have to piss! Brb |
<Nash> | this can't be good |
<Kazak> | BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCK! |
<Nash> | what happened! |
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<Kazak> | the piss flew out of the staple holes |
<Darkness> | WTF!? |
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<Kazak> | I had to straddle the toilet to get it in! |
<Nash> | are you gonna go to the ER? |
<Kazak> | are you crazy? no fucking way |
<Nash> | well try pulling it out |
<Kazak> | I can't it hurts like hell if I try! |
<Nash> | well it has to come out sooner or later. |
<Nash> | better off sooner, before anyone sees you. |
<Kazak> | GODDAM THIS HURTS |
<Nash> | its your own fault, you know. |
<Kazak> | shutup! augh this hurts!!! |
<Kazak> | GRGGRFFFFDJH~!!11 |
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<Aaron> | whats up guys? |
<Nash> | The crazy bastard put a staple through his dick |
<Aaron> | FUCKING HELL |
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<Kazak> | THANK GOD!!! I got it out!!! |
<Nash> | right...what about the holes? |
<Kazak> | uhh... |
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<Kazak> | I'll have to cover my dick with band-aids. |
<Malaina> | what the hell are you talking about? |
<Kazak> | oh shit. Nash, don't!!!! |
<Nash> | your boyfriend put a staple through his dick |
<Malaina> | FUCKING HELL YOU SICK BASTARD! |
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