<Shameful_Buffalo> | I got bored tonight, so I played the wal mart game, you know where you go to wal mart and see who can get the funniest items together |
<Shameful_Buffalo> | well I give my friends ryan and taylor $20 and they go off, taylor gets KY Jelly, Camoflauge shorts and Predator on DVD, I get some G2 Pilot pens, A mountain dew, Murray's Superior Afroshine Hair Pomade, 12-pack of Lubed Trojans, a pair of Brinks Luggage Locks with keys, Electrical Tape, and some Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (standard double-cup pack). |
<Shameful_Buffalo> | Ryan comes back empty handed and this follows, |
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 Ryan: "I played your game dude..." |
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 Taylor: "then where is your stuff?" |
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 Me: "Yeah, you had to buy something with that 20 I gave you.." |
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 Ryan "I went to automotive and put a tire on layaway..." |
<Shameful_Buffalo> | I never laughed so hard in my entire life, I gave him the 10 bucks for winning and walked to the car with my bag of crap. |
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