| <Gumby-> | so another guy found you sexy. so what? |
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<Alchav> | I guess you had to be there :/ |
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<Gumby-> | I do community theater, where 80% of the guys are gay. One time the director came up to me, wanted to make me feel uncomfortable, and said something like "hey big guy, so....boxers or briefs?" ... |
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<Gumby-> | so to mess with him, I look at him and say "Neither. womens" |
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<Gumby-> | he says "Ooh, that's getting me all excited now."  I then return with "Look, it's no secret. I may be strong enough for a man, but I'm made for a woman". He laughed and walked away |
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<Gumby-> | Lesson learned: The key to getting someone to stop creeping you out, is to out-do them. :) |
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