| <Laxos> |  I used to work in a musical instrument chain store. | 
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<Laxos> |  (We specialised in guitars and basses) | 
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<Laxos> |  There was a guy who worked with me, kinda a geek like me. | 
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<Laxos> |  After a few months of low sales the business failed. | 
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<Laxos> |  Half the stores were bought by one firm, and half by another. | 
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<Laxos> |  Both of them offered to take on all the existing staff, if we wanted it. | 
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<Laxos> |  I ended up going to one firm, and this other guy went to another. | 
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<Laxos> |  Somehow, we ended up getting rights to nearly all the existing stock. | 
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<Laxos> |  Bit of a 'fuck you' to the other firm, really. | 
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<Laxos> |  When we were putting these basses in the van, I go over to the guy and I'm like 'hey, all your bass are belo--' | 
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<Laxos> |  I stopped because the guy shot me a look that could have killed a small animal. | 
 
            
     
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