| <h0ward> | it began with the forging of the great servers |
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<h0ward> | three were given to the geeks, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings |
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<h0ward> | seven to teh jock-lords, great football players and craftsmen of the locker halls |
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<h0ward> | and nine, nine servers were given to the race of men whom above all else desired PRON |
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<h0ward> | within the servers was a power that could govern each class |
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<h0ward> | but they were all of them deceived |
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<h0ward> | for another server was made |
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<h0ward> | stile, the deceiver, forged in secret a master server to control all others |
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<h0ward> | one server to rule them all |
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<h0ward> | one by one the people of the servers fell to the great power of the master server |
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<h0ward> | but there were some |
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<h0ward> | who resisted |
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<h0ward> | a great alliance of geeks and jocks marched against the fanboys of stile |
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<h0ward> | and on the slopes of blogwars |
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<h0ward> | they fought for the freedom of good, and only good pron |
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<h0ward> | AAAHHH |
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<h0ward> | FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP |
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<h0ward> | victory was near |
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<h0ward> | but the master server could not be stopped |
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<h0ward> | the dark lord stile killed brunot son of brunob |
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<h0ward> | and as luck should so have it |
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<h0ward> | brunob cut the wiring of the master server |
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<h0ward> | stile the enemy of good, decent pron of the earth |
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<h0ward> | was wanked out of existence |
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