| <NekoGuy> | Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, tonight I masterbated, then told the President of Africa to fuck off because he has no intention of cooperating, then I read a book for 39 minutes, then made love to my wife anally. Any questions? |
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<NekoGuy> | XD |
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<It> | lupis, dehumanizing the enemy is the prime strategy for victory in war. If your enemy isn't human, but a crazy shithead mindless bastard who doesn't deserve to live, it's easier to get soldiers to kill. |
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<It> | lol |
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<It> | Targen from The 3l33t Times. Can you offer us pictures of the anal love to your wife? |
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<NekoGuy> | Nope, but I will have you educated. |
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<NekoGuy> | GUARDS! TAKE THIS MAN OUTSIDE AND SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. |
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* NekoGuy sniffles |
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<It> | Fuck. |
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<NekoGuy> | I'm a man of hard love |
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<NekoGuy> | hard as in the steel of a bullet |
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<It> | Bullets aren't made of steel. |
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<NekoGuy> | MY FUCKING BULLETS ARE |
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<NekoGuy> | GUARDS, CASTRATE THIS MAN BEFORE YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD |
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<NekoGuy> | THEN TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK. |
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<It> | Fuck. |
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<NekoGuy> | AND BRING ME VIRGINS |
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<It> | I don't get what's so great about virgins. |
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<It> | They bleed when you fucks 'em. |
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<lupis> | virgins who have been extensively taught sexual techniques |
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<It> | lupis, and have no actual practical experience? |
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<NekoGuy> | ... |
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<NekoGuy> | GUARDS |
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<It> | NekoGuy: your guards are too busy having hot yaoi mansex with each other. |
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<NekoGuy> | Fuck... |
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