| <PufPufPaz> | hugo: you were kidding about marrying a 19/f/ca right? |
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<hugo> | PufPufPaz: Um.. actually, no, and she's a bisexual vegetarian pagan to boot. |
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<hugo> | My life is weird. |
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<PufPufPaz> | hugo: sounds more interesting than weird. |
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<hugo> | PufPufPaz: May I /msg you? It's complicated. :) |
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<PufPufPaz> | hugo: yeh hope is not for heart related matters, i suck at that |
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<hugo> | Nah, it's just that I met Kate in a chat-room |
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<hugo> | and now she's sitting 10 feet away and we sometimes go into the same chat room and chat w/ everyone. |
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<PufPufPaz> | whats wrong with that? |
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* hugo smiles |
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<hugo> | My wife is doing an impression of 2 parrots having sex. |
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* hugo shudders |
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<hugo> | brb |
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<steltek> | Is she involving you in that emulation? If not, you should ask her to demonstrate. :) |
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<hugo> | PufPufPaz: That's not the half of it. She bought one of those make-your-own-dildo kits because she wanted her best friend to have a 'copy' of me |
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<PufPufPaz> | hugo: tmi |
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<hugo> | but you gotta trim your..um.. before you use the mould |
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<hugo> | so I got this .. thing stuck on me. Looked like I was a human candle. |
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<PufPufPaz> | hugo: really, tmi |
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<steltek> | LOL |
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<Ralinx> | lmao |
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<hugo> | I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again :-/ |
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