| <DarkKnight> | I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed. |
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<DarkKnight> | I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!" |
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<DarkKnight> | She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her. |
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<DarkKnight> | When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no. |
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<DarkKnight> | "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?" |
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<DarkKnight> | I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay. |
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<DarkKnight> | I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it. |
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<DarkKnight> | I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at: |
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<DarkKnight> | It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord. |
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<silverpig> | Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that. |
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