| <Stueh> | So you know how I started working at an all girls school? |
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<Stueh> | Well |
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<Stueh> | I had to see the school nurse for a checkup, as they's due at the start of term |
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<Stueh> | She started asking me all these questions and putting it down on this form |
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<Stueh> | and she goes "How tall are you?" and I reply "Limp or erect?" |
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<Stueh> | She just grinned and said "limp please" so I said 178cm, then she raised an eyebrow and gigled, then asked "erect?" and I said "About 1 foot taller" |
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<Stueh> | Then this horrified look just comes across her face, and I'm wondering, well, why is she so horrified if she edged me on? |
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<Stueh> | Then I realised she's looking behind me... I turn around, and there's this group of year 11 students |
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<Stueh> | I'm like "I'm talking about my height" and this one, with a big grin, goes "You grow a foot when you get a boner?" |
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<Stueh> | "Yes I do and no you can't." |
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<Stueh> | The nurse looked like she was going to fucking kill me XD |
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