| <midi> | if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail |
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<midi> | with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see |
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<midi> | him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater |
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<midi> | is indeed your bladder... |
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<midi> | (or so said one of my scoutmasters...) |
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<Squeedle> | midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to |
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<Squeedle> | get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them |
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<midi> | squee: either way, he gets his tongue off the track. and if |
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<midi> | you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face. |
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<midi> | it's cathartic and good karma. how cool is that? |
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<Squeedle> | well hey, what more can you ask for |
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<hoche> | o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you |
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<hoche> | can pee on me! o/~ |
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<Squeedle> | schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of |
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<Squeedle> | others |
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<midi> | which is kinda neat. you get a choice between letting natural |
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<midi> | selection work or pissing in the idiot's face. it's win-win. |
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