| <Cloudy_Bear> | hey you know how on the simpsons when they scream, their tongues kinda vibrate? |
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<Cloudy_Bear> | well anyway, I was practicing doing that in the bathroom |
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<Cloudy_Bear> | and this girl like walks in and is like "uhmm.... hi..?" |
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