| <akari> | it went kinda like this |
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<akari> | "what, a game developer? you wanna learn to make pacman and tetris clones? yo i can teach you how" |
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<akari> | i was like, yeah, sure, but i want to make better games in the future |
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<akari> | "okay well... come over to my house, let me fuck you in the ass, and afterwards i'll teach you some c++" |
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<akari> | "i mean thats what its going to be like for the rest of your life anyway. sure you get used to it after the first year or so but for a while you wake up each morning with a sore ass wondering where your life went wrong... and you remember its because you decided to let that hippie teach you about game development" |
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<akari> | then he said something about it being one step above living as a starving, aids-ridden child in africa |
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<akari> | so i guess im going to be a physics major instead |
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<HeroDrool> | Heh, at least with Physics you'll be sucking tiny dicks instead of being reamed by big ones. |
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<akari> | what do you mean? |
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<HeroDrool> | That's probably what you'll be doing in exchange for having the Asians complete your homework. |
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