| <f48u10n7> | this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors |
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<taylah> | what |
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<taylah> | okay |
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<taylah> | im confused |
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<nimh> | f48u10n7: that's happened to me before |
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<f48u10n7> | see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night |
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<nimh> | i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before |
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<taylah> | haha oh |
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<taylah> | my |
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<f48u10n7> | i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks |
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<`Benny`> | that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time |
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<taylah> | god |
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<PunkRawk> | like outta yer asshole nimh? |
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<aem`key> | f48u10n7 lol |
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<aem`key> | :) |
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<nimh> | right out |
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<nimh> | i felt it as i tugged it out |
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<nimh> | i even called her over to take a look at it |
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<nimh> | i was like, "cait, this is your fault." |
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<nimh> | she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!" |
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<nimh> | and ran away screaming |
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<f48u10n7> | yikes |
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<f48u10n7> | anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass |
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