| <OmegaHedgehog> | Haha, a very funny thing happened to my cousin right before Christmas |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | My cousin was watching South Park with me, something he really isn't supposed to be doing |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | The episode where Cartman thinks a dildo is a sports watch was on |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | So he goes and writes down 'dildo' on his list to Santa |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | His dad goes and reads it and freaks out, and goes up to ask him where he heard what a dildo was |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | He replies with "I heard Cartman talk about it on TV. It's something like a sports watch, right?" |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | So his dad (my uncle) tells him it's a chocolate chip cookie, and asks my aunt to make him some |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | So the next day he goes to school, and here's the best part |
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<OmegaHedgehog> | He gets up in front of the whole class and tells them about how his mom gave him her biggest dildos and how yummy they were |
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