Ford_Prefect> | I'm at 2.0 MBPS!! |
Navi00> | Psh |
Navi00> | What kinda connection?\ |
JK-63> | With your cantenna. |
Ford_Prefect> | DSL |
Ford_Prefect> | no, I am using my standard antenna |
Navi00> | wtf is a cantenna?! |
Ford_Prefect> | because I need the connector for my cantenna |
JK-63> | It's a little antenna that can. |
Ford_Prefect> | works better |
JK-63> | You know the story, right? |
JK-63> | The little antenna that pushed the signal through the wall? |
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* Zortexia sits down for the story |
Ford_Prefect> | HE was having trouble carrying data fast enough |
JK-63> | And then, a strange packet came along. |
JK-63> | And encouraged him, because the packet was from A STRANGE ROUTER! *gasp* |
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* Zortexia gasps! |
Ford_Prefect> | I think I can |
Ford_Prefect> | I think I ca |
Ford_Prefect> | *n |
Ford_Prefect> | I think I can |
Zortexia> | LMAO! |
JK-63> | The cantenna pushed and pushed as hard as he could, and got a signal through to the strange router! |
Zortexia> | yay for cantenna! |
Ford_Prefect> | and downloaded an entire copy |
Ford_Prefect> | of microsoft XP |
Ford_Prefect> | in one hour |
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* Zortexia eyes get big |
Navi00> | That is the most adorable thing I've ever heard |
Navi00> | loll |
Ford_Prefect> | *pirated I might add |
Navi00> | XD |
Ford_Prefect> | :0 |
Zortexia> | :O |
Zortexia> | then what happened |
Ford_Prefect> | he lived happily ever after leaching off of other people's wireless connectiong |
Navi00> | heh heh heh heh |
JK-63> | And the hacker driving the cantenna was very happy with his new copy of Windows XP. |
Ford_Prefect> | the end |
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