| <01@peregrine> | Then a great item, the 24 Hour Bukkake Semen of Moe Nishimura |
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<01@peregrine> | -- poor Moe-chan has men blowing their wads on her as she goes about her |
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<01@peregrine> | daily life, brushing her teeth, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and so on |
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<01@peregrine> | dude that's bukkake i'd consider watching |
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<01@peregrine> | the comedy |
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<01@chesed> | I think that'd get annoying when you're doing your daily activies and random guys are blowing their load all over you |
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<01@chesed> | it'd prolly be the worst day to do laundry |
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<01@chesed> | "I just fucking cleaned that! FUCK!" |
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<01@peregrine> | you'd need an allstar male crew |
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<01@peregrine> | with precision aim |
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<01@chesed> | haha |
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<01@chesed> | matrix load-blowing |
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<01@peregrine> | i'm just imagining like |
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<01@peregrine> | guys hidden in the bushes and shit, as she walks by |
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<01@krelian> | that's what happens in 24 hours bukakke |
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<01@krelian> | they like bust out of the closet |
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<01@krelian> | and it's a hit and run cum |
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* peregrine rolls |
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<01@spider-hime> | hahah |
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<01@krelian> | girl walks into the bathroom |
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<01@krelian> | and dude blows his load |
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<01@peregrine> | they need to just go all the way |
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<01@peregrine> | and have some chick being tormented by a clan of bukkake ninjas |
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<01@krelian> | *girl walks down street* |
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<01@krelian> | *ninjas out of bushes* |
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<01@peregrine> | hehe |
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<01@peregrine> | totally |
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<01@krelian> | *ninjas blow load* |
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<01@peregrine> | then DISAPPEAR |
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<01@krelian> | <girl> what the hell was that! |
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<01@spider-hime> | STEALTH BUKKAKE |
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<01@krelian> | *girl walks down street* |
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<01@krelian> | <girl> omg it's raining |
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<01@Perrin> | *camera pans to roof of building* |
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