| <Chrysalid^Revenge> | LOL! Worst mom evar! |
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<Sectoid^Authopsy> | Coming from you, I'm tempted to ask if you got laid again... ^_^ |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | I'll smack your ass later for that, but anyways |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | I was hanging out with a friend today, and he had BB-gun with a cracked barrel. |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | So he decides to fix it with epoxy, getting it functional before the seaguls arrive |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | And in a futile attempt to get the glue to harden faster, he puts the damn gun in his mouth and starts blowing down the barrel. |
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<Sectoid^Authopsy> | I'm starting to sense where this is going... |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | Now his mother walks in with some laundry, takes a look at her son with a damn good replica of a 9mm Beretta stuck in his mouth |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | And her only words were "Try not to make a mess, and don't get anything stuck in your throat." |
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<Chrysalid^Revenge> | What a lovely relationship those two must have... |
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