| Trauma_Kittten> | OMG |
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MY CAT JUST JIZZED ON ME |
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Trauma_Kittten> | EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
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lordviram> | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
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lordviram> | wtf didi you do to it? |
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lordviram> | i didnt know you were into all that |
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lordviram> | lol |
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lordviram> | wow |
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Trauma_Kittten> | well he's a longhair cat |
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Trauma_Kittten> | and sometimes his pants get matted |
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Trauma_Kittten> | so i was holding him on my lap |
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Trauma_Kittten> | and he was purring with his eyes closed and i'm like trying to untangle them |
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Trauma_Kittten> | then i realized one of the bunches wasn't a tangle, it was his nuts |
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Trauma_Kittten> | they both kinda feel the same |
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Trauma_Kittten> | then my hand gets a glob of clear stuff on it |
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lordviram> | wow |
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Trauma_Kittten> | i'm gonna kill myself |
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lordviram> | that's just |
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lordviram> | hahahahaha |
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Trauma_Kittten> | i just jerked my cat off |
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lordviram> | i'd say something but nothing can really add to the effect of admitting you just jerked off your cat |
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Trauma_Kittten> | heh.... |
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Trauma_Kittten> | i'm surprised that one didn't make it to your profile heh |
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lordviram> | that's cuz i'm gonna post that to bash.org |
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lordviram> | LOL |
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Trauma_Kittten> | ! |
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lordviram> | ....wow |
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Trauma_Kittten> | OH NO |
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Trauma_Kittten> | the cat is back |
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Trauma_Kittten> | heh |
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lordviram> | maybe it wants to return the favor |
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lordviram> | heh |
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Trauma_Kittten> | well there was one site i saw where it recommended putting whipped cream on your clit and letting em lick it off |
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Trauma_Kittten> | but i wouldn' go that far, i don't think |
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lordviram> | you dont think? |
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lordviram> | o.0 |
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lordviram> | well. you did just jack off your cat. |
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Trauma_Kittten> | BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD |
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Trauma_Kittten> | i was just trying to make him have nice pants |
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lordviram> | you are one freaky chick |
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