| <Trauma> | if shes hot and 12 |
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<Trauma> | ill still fuck her |
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<Trauma> | i never had a girlfriend in real life before |
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<Trauma> | im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand |
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<Trauma> | i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls |
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<Trauma> | they wont know i did it |
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<Trauma> | maybe thats why im a virgin still too |
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