| <kumaro> | i got home for a terrible day at work so i decided to take a quick shower. |
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<kumaro> | so i got in, took my clothes off and turned the shower on |
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<kumaro> | like usual, i danced around and made a mohawk with my hair |
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<kumaro> | it was going great until i let out a big rip |
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<kumaro> | man, it was horrible |
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<kumaro> | im not even kidding |
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<kumaro> | i coulndt take the smell so i was held my breath |
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<kumaro> | after maybe 40 secs, i gasped for air not realizing the shower was still on |
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<kumaro> | so i inhaled a lot of water right |
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<kumaro> | i was coughing like crazy then BAM! |
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<kumaro> | i slipped on the shampoo bottle and hit my head on the side of the bathtub and i was knocked out cold |
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<kumaro> | to make a long story short, i woke up 40 mins later naked with my mom slapping me in the face telling me to wake up. |
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<dvo> | wow, that sounds really kinky |
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<kumaro> | talk about a horrible day |
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