| <sd> | I was once trying to explain to an exec why his account would never be absolutely secure. |
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<sd> | Me: "If somebody wants your account information badly enough, he's going to get it. He doesn't have to hack the system, he can just get it from you." |
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<sd> | Exec: "That's crazy, I'd never give anyone my password." |
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<sd> | Me: "Imagine you come home and find someone's broken in. He's got a gun to your daughter's head, and he tells you he's going to shoot in ten seconds if you don't give him your password. What would you do?" |
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<sd> | Exec: [long pause] ... Which daughter? |
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<sd> | To this day I still don't know if he was joking. But I no longer use that example. |
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