| <`KArmA> | and now, an Ode to Redhat 8, in free verse |
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<`KArmA> | I heard that you were cool |
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<`KArmA> | I read the reviews which said you were |
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<`KArmA> | I downloaded your isos and burned you to CD |
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<`KArmA> | The install was beautiful |
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<`KArmA> | You loaded just fine |
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<`KArmA> | But your network configuration sucked and you lied to me about my soundcard |
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<`KArmA> | Then you wouldn't update your software like you said you would |
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<`KArmA> | you lied repeatedly to me about my kerberos 5 libraries |
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<`KArmA> | the sound still won't work despite your assurances |
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<`KArmA> | and I'm left rage hating you, your company, the development community that spawned you and Linus Torvalds himself |
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<`KArmA> | Fuck you Red Hat 8, if you are the example of what Linux Desktops are supposed to bbe |
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<`KArmA> | then I will continue to use OpenBSD |
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<`KArmA> | . . . |
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<`KArmA> | thank you |
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* JaG cheers |
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<phr0work> | hehe |
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<phr0work> | that was pretty nice karma |
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<DesScorp> | ha ha ha ha |
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<`KArmA> | see? poetry does not suck r0b |
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<`KArmA> | it just has to hit you in the right spot |
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<phr0work> | hehe |
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<`KArmA> | and if anyone posts that to vrlogrs.com I'm going to jam my Redhat 8 install CDs up your ass sideways |
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<DesScorp> | you could've just done a Haiku......"Red Hat sucks my cock......OpenBSD rolls over the penguin......As I shave Linus Torvald's Mother's back" |
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