| | Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix. |
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<SCO> | w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich! |
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<novell> | /msg atnt haha. idiot. |
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<novell> | whoops. was that out loud? |
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<atnt> | rotfl |
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<ibm> | lol |
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<SCO> | why r u laffin at me? |
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<novell> | dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now. |
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<SCO> | wtf? |
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<SCO> | hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now. |
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<red_hat> | haha, your linux sucks. |
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<novell> | lol |
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<atnt> | lol |
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<ibm> | lol |
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<SCO> | no wayz, i will sell more linux than u! |
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<ibm> | your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE |
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<SuSE> | Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM. |
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<SCO> | can we do linux with you? |
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<SuSE> | Ich bin nicht sicher... |
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<ibm> | *cough* |
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<SuSE> | Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen. |
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* SuSE is now SuSE[UL] |
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* SCO is now caldera[UL] |
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<turbolinux> | can we play? |
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<conectiva> | we're bored... we'll go too. |
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<ibm> | sure! |
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* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL] |
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* conectiva is now conectiva[UL] |
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<ibm> | redhat: you should join! |
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<SuSE[UL]> | Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich. |
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<red_hat> | haha. no. |
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<red_hat> | lamers. |
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<ibm> | what about you debian? |
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<debian> | we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years. |
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<caldera[UL]> | no one wants my linux! |
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<turbolinux[UL]> | i got owned. |
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<caldera[UL]> | u all tricked me. linux is lame. |
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* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO |
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<SCO> | i'm going back to unix. |
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<SGI> | yeah! want to do unix with me? |
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<SCO> | haha. no. lamer. |
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<novell> | lol |
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<ibm> | snap! |
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<SGI> | :~( |
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<SCO> | hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm. |
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<ibm> | wtf? |
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<SCO> | yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix. |
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<red_hat> | lol |
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<SuSE[UL]> | heraus laut lachen |
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<ibm> | lol |
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<SCO> | shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck. |
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<ibm> | go ahead. baby. |
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<SCO> | andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that? |
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<ibm> | oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever. |
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<novell> | actually, we still own unix, you can't do that. |
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<SCO> | wtf? we bought it from u. |
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<novell> | whoops. our bad. |
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<SCO> | i own u. haha |
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<SCO> | ibm: give me all your AIX now! |
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<ibm> | whatever. lamer. |
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* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@* |
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* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.) |